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redde meum

"give back what is mine"
can be addressed to a person or can be used as a noun, referring to the event or the person.

said by women trying to get back their possessions from a guy, who has either stolen them or kept them for a long time, these possessions usually being very feminine, with the suggestion that the guy might be using them. the guy is generally a dandy as the phrase is taken from a passage by Ovid in his Ars Amatoria:

"Sed vitate viros cultum formamque professos,

Quique suas ponunt in statione comas.
Quae vobis dicunt, dixerunt mille puellis: 435

Errat et in nulla sede moratur amor.
Femina quid faciat, cum sit vir levior ipsa,

Forsitan et plures possit habere viros?
Vix mihi credetis, sed credite: Troia maneret,

Praeceptis Priamo si foret usa satae. 440
Sunt qui mendaci specie grassentur amoris,

Perque aditus talis lucra pudenda petant.
Nec coma vos fallat liquido nitidissima nardo,

Nec brevis in rugas lingula pressa suas:
Nec toga decipiat filo tenuissima, nec si 445

Anulus in digitis alter et alter erit.
Forsitan ex horum numero cultissimus ille

Fur sit, et uratur vestis amore tuae.
'Redde meum!' clamant spoliatae saepe puellae,

'Redde meum!' toto voce boante foro. "

Avoid those men who profess to looks and culture,
who keep their hair carefully in place.
What they tell you they’ve told a thousand girls:
their love wanders and lingers in no one place.
Woman, what can you do with a man more delicate than you,
and one perhaps who has more lovers too?
You’ll scarcely credit it, but credit this: Troy would remain,
if Cassandra’s warnings had been heeded.
Some will attack you with a lying pretence of love,
and through that opening seek a shameful gain.
But don’t be tricked by hair gleaming with liquid nard,
or short tongues pressed into their creases:
don’t be ensnared by a toga of finest threads,
or that there’s a ring on every finger.
Perhaps the best dressed among them all’s a thief,
and burns with love of your finery.
‘Give it me back!’ the girl who’s robbed will often cry,
‘Give it me back!’ at the top of her voice in the cattle-market.

the redde meum usually takes place the day of the walk of shame, so that the woman, with her cold materialism, might pretend as if nothing happened.

it can also take place when the woman is freaking out that the guy has severed ties, and the woman leaves something of hers purposely the night before

finally, it can take place when the guy is just being a douche and has deliberately stolen something post-severing ties. the woman does this, not only to get her shit back, but also to embarrass him (with possibly a hint of feeling still left).
"redde meum. i want my knickers back"

"omg i had to go through the worst redde meum with that fucker. he tried to steal my belt!"

"oh man, that bitch is such a redde meum. she just keeps nagging me to give her her shit back."
by xxlatinavivitxx2k4 May 5, 2009
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Piss Ridden

Something which is covered in urine.
'That toilet floor is piss ridden'
by The-Mysterious-Man September 26, 2006
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the reddington

When you Shotgun a beer and use that beer as a waterfall bong at the same time, after shotgunning the beer you take the hit that is left over from the waterfall. and you have successfully completed the reddington
to successfully complete the reddington you need a Waterbottle full of beer with a hole at the bottom for your mouth, slide on top to pull after and something to smoke (legal of course)
by David Preston Midgley Jr. February 14, 2009
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Redenbacher

Like a cougar, but an older MAN who goes after younger women
Bruce Willis is such a Redenbacher
by Andrea Leja August 12, 2008
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Redding

Voted the Best Small Town in CT, Redding retains authenticity in the face of prevalent mini-mansion developments found in the rest of fairfield county. Looking for a gas station, restaurant, or ATM? Good luck. Roads rarely accomodate two cars at one time, but this doesn't stop us from pushing 60 mph. Although a percentage of adolescents attend private school, most of the youth in Redding develop their drinking stamina in the grips of public school. It's safe to say that most Barlow students have tried most drugs by highschool graduation. Kids have known eachother since their requisite involvement in youth soccer or lacrosse, and your best friend's dad was the coach. "Best car" in highschool was awarded to a super-expensive SUV, but the car you loved the most were your friends' old school volvos and you mostly traveled around in hoardes of Jeeps. We push drunkenness beyond all social acceptability, and listen to music that you will never hear on the radio. Popularity is a meritocracy; interesting people reign. Also, we're proud to be from a blue state and while the rest of Fairfield County voted for Bush, we were Kerry all the way. See you at the late night funk party!
He won the 30-rack challenge when he was 17? He must be from Redding.
by Officer Briggs December 22, 2005
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Redding, California

Redding, California is considered the lowest class city in the state of California. The homes are well below market rate there for a reason. Some say Stockton but Stockton is only an hour or so outside the Bay Area while Redding is three long hours away from non inbred populations. The biggest population of registered sex offenders in the United States in proportion to population, the Redding Meghan’s Law Map looks like nothing but red sex offender alert symbols to the point where the map is obscured. People in Redding wear clothing and hair styles decades out of date. With high temperatures and nothing to do obesity is the norm in Redding and surrounding areas. Openly racist school teachers preside the most poorly rated schools in California. No one born or raised in Redding has ever achieved anything of note. Most of the few intelligent who grew in Redding and move away end up fabricating or embellishing their past to dissociate themselves from the corrosive stigma of this squalid area. Redding gave birth to two racist synagogue bombers and double murderers Matthew and Tyler Williams. Factor in meth and homelessness you have the most disgusting city in the First World.
“In Redding, California they still burn crosses. Not my kind of diversity. Even Chico is bette. Redding, California is the most foul place on earth.”
by Arsenal_Gunner1886 May 17, 2020
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debt ridden police state

Once a prosperous nation, now a debt ridden police state. After Bush's illogical foreign policy pissed off the entire world, the tragedy of 9-11 happened. And then our freedoms were reaped via the patriot act and similar laws and acts, thus turning the US into a police state. The most ironic part is that those laws were passed to 'protect the liberties of the American people', it really makes you think.

Soon after, for no reason, George catapulted the US into an illegal oil war. That costs 7 trillion dollars to maintain . And you're paying for it.

Thank you Mr. President
by asdfsa August 22, 2007
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