rectum stinger

Shoving your hard-on into a girls ass by surprise, while doing her doggy style.

Jennifer moaned softly as she loved him from behind, when she suddenly screamed. He had given her a rectum stinger

by cat litter boy May 8, 2014

rectum ranger

butt pirate or bum bandit

Jim is a full-on rectum ranger

by biff malibu May 13, 2005

rectum spectrum

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.

Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)

by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

rectum raider

a raging homosexual who raids the anus of another person, at times even the sphincter of a total stranger. these devious queers pry on every ass they can get a hold of!

Eric: yo man that guy is such a fag,look at his comb over and tight clothing and how he only associates with girls and never hooks up with them, what a softy.

Boeckh: dude the reason he only chills with girls and doesn't get any play from them is cuz he is a huge rectum raider.

by offutt March 7, 2009

rectum rodent

aka "lemmywinks" this little critter traverses the gut and intestines of "Mr. Slave."

The fate of the "rectum rodent" became obvious when Mr. Garrison removed the tube from Mr. Slave's ass.

by Will, Chad January 26, 2003

Rectum Rocket

Cafe racers, crotch rocket, motorcycles due to the asinine way people ride them.

You can be the nicest guy in the world but when you get on a Rectum Rocket you become an instant arsehole.

by ULTRON 5 December 11, 2007

ZX Rectum

A condition that results in long, loud, ringing farts in such a manner that they replicates the ear-piercing loading screen sounds of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum.

"The shrill of these ZX Rectum farts is starting to make my eyes squint and my ears bleed"

by Deakirino February 10, 2020