The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
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WARNING: Mov-rections may result in unconsciousness and temporary blindness so only watch movies with those you trust.
WARNING: Mov-rections may result in unconsciousness and temporary blindness so only watch movies with those you trust.
Bro! I watched the Notebook last night with my girl and I saw her get a mov-rection but she tried to cover it up before I noticed.
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My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus
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