Dick realtor

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

Rectocranial Inversion

Having ones head up ones ass.

Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?

by jerro April 8, 2006

wheelchair (reaction/emoji)

A wheelchair reaction to a text message or post (on slack, messenger, etc.) signifies the original message's intent (or the sender) is handicapped, fundamentally flawed, or severely challenged.

Example usage 1:
*Tesla employee posts to internal slack group:* "I think we should use Gucci-wrapped 18650 battery cells to power the new roadster"
*every sane employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji) to indicate this design idea is flawed*

Example usage 2:
*An employee accidentally sends a company-wide message which was only intended for specific people*
*every other employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji)*

by moderate_mega_chungus October 19, 2020

refactor

The act of wasting a bunch of time rewriting old source code in an attemp to make it understandable, usable, and expandable.

wtf... 1200 lines in one function? Don't try to refactor that, just rewrite it.

by AllUltima February 18, 2005

Juno Reactor

Juno Reactor is a trance/goa electronica group. Started in 1990 by Ben Watkins and Stephen Holweck. Notable albums include 'Bible of Dreams', 'Shango', and "Labyrinth". They are best known in pop culture for their work in the Matrix movies.

Matt: My favorite Juno Reactor song is 'God is God'.
Chase: I agree!

by Erik N. February 4, 2006

rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 15, 2016

Rectocraniotomy

Noun. The surgical procedure for having ones head extracted from ones own (or another's) ass.

"Nurse, schedule Rep. Louie Gohmert for an emergency rectocraniotomy - STAT! Analysis cranial, head up his ass, anal gazing, dumb-ass politician, rectalfy.

by nedlark March 5, 2015