“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”
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wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.
Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.
by Jace July 17, 2003
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Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.
No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a
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The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring
The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"
by justhudgecc December 09, 2022
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rabbi burstyn

Rabbi Burstyn is an amazing and caring rabbi.
Everyone looks up to him and his students love him. They admire his unique ability to connect with each and every girl. The school is meant for refined nice smart girls. Some girls don’t get excepted. These girls are sometimes referred to as “wolfs” in reference to a girl living in New York that was rejected.
He owns a school in Los Angeles called bais yaakov school for girls academy.
“Did rabbi Burstyn accept you?”
“No it’s not the type”
by Pesukay dezimer November 29, 2021
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Rumble Rabbis

Crypto Jew and Shabbos goy commentators on the Rumble video platform who complain all day about companies' woke agendas, but curiously refuse to ever name the Khazarian common link behind them all. Obviously in the service of the nation wreckers who wish to divide and conquer because causing a problem that goes relatively unnoticed is itself useless unless you can also cause outrage and point the finger elsewhere. Typically supports Israeli terror to help wash goyim tax dollars to their Khazarian MIC masters, draft the goyim into war, crush the US with massive debt, and drive angry refugees from the Middle East to America. See also, Walshism.
The Quartering, Salty Cracker, and Rekieta Law are all notorious Rumble Rabbis.
by Objective-Reason Daddy November 04, 2023
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Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.
by Rabbi penile secretions September 11, 2022
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