Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.

“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”

by Teevmeister September 10, 2021

Velvet Quiche

A regal term for a woman's vagina

"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"

by show us your pee pee September 11, 2009

Quiche

a queer version of a diche

oh my gosh he is such a quiche. wow and i thought queers werent dishes?!

by sHANNONNNN September 13, 2005

Quiche

(n.) a man with dark skin

(n.) what white people say when they are too afraid to say "Black person" for fear they will get the sh*t beat out of them

- dude, there's so much quiche in this club
- yeah, the quiche are takin all our women

by Shockey May 13, 2005

man quiche

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

big fan of quiche

Male who is light on the loafers, quiche eater, friend of Dorothy

Richard Simmons is a big fan of quiche.

by dgz March 21, 2010

oh my quiche

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry

S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg

by palmtree566 September 26, 2020