The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
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by Alisonyankee January 30, 2009
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A phrase used to express excitement for one's actions or abilities to do good. This phrase is used mostly by the Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy when he is feeling quiet STEEN!
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Sned: POR QUESO HERMANO!
Sned: POR QUESO HERMANO!
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Once in the process of gettin dome, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you dome. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.
Once in the process of gettin dome, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you dome. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.
Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face?
Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafucka!!!!
Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafucka!!!!
by BlumpkinsAllDayEveryDay June 29, 2009
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person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
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