Queird

1. To be queird, is when you are gay weird and awkward.

2. When somebody thinks you are gay, and you look clearly gay in front of them, when youre really not.

3. When you are being clearly being gay, and you are, but somebody doesn't think you are.

Chuck: Hey, bob dosent think 2chainz is gay.

Gorge: if he ever meets 2chainz, that must be a queird.

by Jriot December 28, 2012

queard

Not to be confused with actual faggy looking facial hair, a queard is something an obvious homosexual who is too scared to admit their homosexuality uses to disguise such homosexuality. See examples:

Hey you see Francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.

So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.

C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.

Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"

by Nicky Fickerella November 12, 2010

queidir

v. to overcome a significant deficit, especially when one has been counted out by his or her competition, to win a contest, usually in one epic turn of events

Though his friends counted him out of the game, Colin queidired them at the last minute with a 165 point move.

by el colin July 28, 2011

QUEND

Likes long strolls in the park and bean flicking doesn't like Mongs southerners and parsley. Smells strongly of vim and covers himself in Vaseline climbs into a sleeping bag sized condom and pretends he's a slug.

You may call by his name but he's often referred to by his friends and loved ones as a "complete and utter fucking QUEND"

by Spudric mctenticle face March 13, 2018

Quedaste clown wey

Frase originaria de Regina se dice cuando la cagas.

(alguien se cae) entonces dices : "QUEDASTE CLOWN WEY"

by clownwey March 14, 2022

Quendo

A male who thinks they are fashionable but actually looks like a massive pork sword swallower. Usually very skinny and pale, wearing skin tight jeans with no space for the junk, overly tight clothing, ridiculous cardigan, 'fashionable' glasses like Clark Kent (when they don't even require glasses) and usually topped off with a ridiculous hat, pointy shoes and shit longish haircut. Commonly found in parts of London, in particular, Islington, Camden or Shoreditch.

Quendo is Spanish for gay..

I'm not going to Shoreditch for a while. It's full of too many fucking quendos..

Mate take that Cardigan off, it's proper quendoish..

Simon Crouch dresses like a quendo..

Bought myself some quendowear today to fit in with the quendos in Shoreditch

by Observant Londoner June 27, 2010

queed

Literal definition: A female queer

contextual definition: Someone you dislike a lot who has the qualities of a complete asshole/douche bag, and often have an awkward appearance.

Usually your whole group of friends continually and openly bash this person because of their stupid decisions and ignorant sayings.

No one likes the queed.

Kyle is such a queed.he says the most stupidest shit all the time

Man, this teacher is such a queed for giving us 3 hours of homework

That kid Jacob is the biggest queed I've ever seen.

by Sko'Bra April 20, 2009