A male who thinks they are fashionable but actually looks like a massive pork sword swallower. Usually very skinny and pale, wearing skin tight jeans with no space for the junk, overly tight clothing, ridiculous cardigan, 'fashionable' glasses like Clark Kent (when they don't even require glasses) and usually topped off with a ridiculous hat, pointy shoes and shit longish haircut. Commonly found in parts of London, in particular, Islington, Camden or Shoreditch.

Quendo is Spanish for gay..

I'm not going to Shoreditch for a while. It's full of too many fucking quendos..

Mate take that Cardigan off, it's proper quendoish..

Simon Crouch dresses like a quendo..

Bought myself some quendowear today to fit in with the quendos in Shoreditch

Quendo by Observant Londoner June 27, 2010

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Quendo

To be or act like Dave Roman

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Quendo by mwinty May 2, 2011

quendo

A term for a homosexual (usually a male) That can be used in either an insulting or harmless manner.

Much in the same way as "gay" can.

In normal conversation; You know John? He told me that he is a quendo last week.

Used as an insult; You are such a quendo John.

quendo by DanDanDanDanDanDanDan9 April 1, 2008

Quendo

Can be used to define someone that is acting without thinking.

Thomas you weren't thinking of that, you stupid quendo

Quendo by P=R2 May 3, 2008

Quenda

Another word for “cringe” as exemplified between two people in lovey dovey conversation.

Linda: I love you.
Quentin: I love you more.
Bianca: Ew, you both are so Quenda.

Quenda by AnnaHerondale August 27, 2018

Quenton

A one of a kind, rare to find, sexy, powerful human being with the skills of a god, loves to love but will not settle for hate. Quenton’s always do their best to put a smile on others faces regardless of what they’re going through. Quenton’s are a very unique species of human because of their ever-growing intellect, unmatched creativity, eternal wisdom and their unrivaled sense of humor.

Quenton is so amazing, it almost like he’s not human!

That guy is definitely a Quenton, I mean look at the way he uses his quenjutsu

Quenton by notneuq August 12, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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