Quendo

A male who thinks they are fashionable but actually looks like a massive pork sword swallower. Usually very skinny and pale, wearing skin tight jeans with no space for the junk, overly tight clothing, ridiculous cardigan, 'fashionable' glasses like Clark Kent (when they don't even require glasses) and usually topped off with a ridiculous hat, pointy shoes and shit longish haircut. Commonly found in parts of London, in particular, Islington, Camden or Shoreditch.

Quendo is Spanish for gay..

I'm not going to Shoreditch for a while. It's full of too many fucking quendos..

Mate take that Cardigan off, it's proper quendoish..

Simon Crouch dresses like a quendo..

Bought myself some quendowear today to fit in with the quendos in Shoreditch

by Observant Londoner June 24, 2010

Quendo

To be or act like Dave Roman

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by mwinty April 13, 2011

Quendo

Can be used to define someone that is acting without thinking.

Thomas you weren't thinking of that, you stupid quendo

by P=R2 May 03, 2008

quendo

A male or female who exhibits stupid or idiotic behavior

"Alex Lee, your such a quendo"

by JR + GG October 17, 2003

quendo

A term for a homosexual (usually a male) That can be used in either an insulting or harmless manner.

Much in the same way as "gay" can.

In normal conversation; You know John? He told me that he is a quendo last week.

Used as an insult; You are such a quendo John.

by DanDanDanDanDanDanDan9 April 01, 2008