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Queefed

Farting, but in your vagina. Example *when the fart starts at your booty and moves towards your frontal area creating a bubble fart*
oh girl I just queefed
by idkwhyididthis July 20, 2018
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queef

It's when a pussy farts.
Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.
by Carlqueefy@smellsbad.com June 23, 2011
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Queef

Sticking your penis into a vagina and the vagina letting a little bit of air out at a time.
Cartshart: "I can not belive layla done queef'd on my dick last night".
by KMONEY9674 August 27, 2023
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Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...
This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.
by the clit commander April 9, 2003
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queef

a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.
there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.
by queefoverbeef June 17, 2009
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Queef

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)
"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"
by King of the Queef November 2, 2003
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Queef

A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.
Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”
by niggamuch October 27, 2018
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