quazar

When you stick your dick in a jar of peanut butter and get your dog to lick it off.

"Oh shit man, I had a quazar night"

by Kyle Lyke May 31, 2009

Quazaromega

The Couch Wedding Priest.

Quazaromega is Cool.

by Insder176 June 23, 2003

quamar

A monkey that is very short and eats ass.

Ex
Yo quamar eat my ass

by Chickens wings are June 25, 2019

quasam

You know, that person who everyone doesn't like. Maybe because they smell but its normally because they are just weird.

Oh my god, James and Steph are such quasams.

by AfroKenny January 14, 2008

Quazar

(kwā′zzurrrr′)

to rage so hard, one ejaculates in their own pants, most often while shaking violently; to erupt from ones loins as a result of really sick music.

"oh-ohhhhh shit, I'm gonna quazar!"
"DJ's last night were sick brah. They had Mike quazaring all over himself like, 10 minutes into the set. Pretty gnar if you ask me brah."

by TheLeenQazine November 9, 2017

Quesarito

A "secret menu" item at the Tex-Mex restaurant Chipotle, which if you order when there's a huge line,
1. Everyone will fucking hate you
2. Everyone will sigh
3. People will talk about how stupid you are
4. The Chipotle employees will fucking hate you
5. The Chipotle employees will sigh
6. The Chipotle employees will talk about how stupid you are
The reason everybody hates when people order a burrito wrapped in a layer of cheese, and then wrapped in another tortilla, is that it takes SO LONG TO MAKE, and the patient people waiting in line behind you have to wait even longer.
My point is, don't order this. For the people who order this item, see douchebag and asshole.

Customer - Hey, could I have a quesarito please?
Everyone in line and the staff members - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by blerblines May 17, 2015

quesarrhea

The gastrointestinal aftereffects of eating quesadillas.

Wow. I just ate at Taco Hell and have a case of flaming quesarrhea.

by uselessinformation May 5, 2012