Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.

Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017

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quantum fuck

1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.

2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.

My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

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quantum spookiness

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

by Matt BB October 15, 2003

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quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008

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Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics or Quantum mechanics is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale.

Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.

Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics?

Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my toenails.

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

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