putty rub

To spread ones ass cheeks and rub ones asshole on to someone elses nose.i.e. rubbing in the putty

One of my mates passed out last night after too many beers, so we gave him a chunky putty rub.

by gambitgander April 6, 2008

Puzzy

The act of taking a large pizza and rolling it up before inserting it into a vagina. Then, the person eats the entire pizza out of the pussy before high-fiving everyone in the room and reminding your Bros about the game that's starting.

Did you hear what I had for dinner last night? Olivia let me eat some puzzy, but it was little yeasty.

by pacmanrockshok October 29, 2018

putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that. Def. from the "Joys of Yiddish" by Leo Rosten

What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!

by Laura Cohen March 18, 2003

putzed

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd

mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"

by halluciphile July 8, 2004

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005

PuTTy Booter

What script kiddies of HackForums uses to boot people offline. Usually not realizing that it shouldn't be called PuTTy booter but instead a VPS Booter.

L33T Hacker: Hey Omni get rid of the skids selling PuTTy Booters
Omniscient: No

by Infinity[8 sideways] October 13, 2011

silly putty

silly putty is tight.u can do cool stuff with it like bouce it and stretch it.the color changing kind is tthe killerest though.

Me: I just got some silly putty!"
Person"Sweeeeeeeetttt!"

by Will January 8, 2005