Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.

Look at that putter onner shake that thang!!

by lajew May 11, 2010

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

by cwenger November 29, 2022

Putter-inner

Verb form of putter meaning to put in

"I'm the animatronic putter-inner"

by Charles P. Howard December 21, 2023

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

sniffing the putter

(v.) to snort a line of cocaine off someone’s penis

Yeah dude last night was crazy, she was sniffing the putter before we even hit the club.

by jakroks January 15, 2022

One-putter-Putt

When king Swish putts on the green one time and the golf ball rolls into the cup. Hence One-Putter-Putt

If king Swish keeps on One-Putter-Putting the golf ball then he will win by double digits.

by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024