Purse Grabber

A white woman who grabs her purse when she sees ANY minority person approaching.

John McCain's wife looks like a "purse grabber" to me.

by GayleLynette January 18, 2009

Man Purse

It's not called a man purse it is a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.

Phil: Really? Are you going to wear the man purse?
Alan: It's not a purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.

by pwawers February 8, 2010

purse-pull

The drawing back of one's purse toward herself in response to the approach of an unsavory, shifty, or shady individual.

Dude, I walked by this table of women going out of Starbucks and got purse-pulled.

by emacmarie March 8, 2011

purse whoopin

Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.

NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"

Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?

Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!

Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!

by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014

Grandma's Purse

A strong and slightly unpleasant smelling variety of Marijuana, so called because it resembles the musty smell of an old persons home. Sometimes referred to as granddads wallet.

Man dat grandma's purse you got is some dank shit but i aint payin $30 for a teen!

by sgt leon December 14, 2009

Sperm purse

A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

by Mr.webb November 9, 2008

Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

by Basely Minor November 23, 2019