puppy 

My internet handle name; you can either really like me or really hate me.

Hey look its Puppy! Lets throw rocks at him!

puppy by Puppy April 2, 2005

puppy 

something that dies everytime you kiss someone before your married according to our bus driver.

*gasp!* ali you just killed a puppy!!!!!

puppy by sparklefarey October 19, 2010

Puppy 

Male sex organ, opposite of a "pussy".

Girl1: Wow! Look at his puppy!
Girl2: You have a sick, wrong mind.

Puppy by MastaBEASt December 9, 2008

Puppy 

Puppy is a slang term popular among middle schoolers and high schoolers, especially the newer generations, that refers to a cute boy or cute girl (hence “puppy,” since puppies are cute).

Lisa: Oh my god, Marcus is such a puppy!!!
Vanessa: I call Jeremy puppy as a code name. He is cute af.

Puppy by MistaHeadKrakkaFrm7Block December 13, 2020

Puppy 

The most stupid, unintelligent creature on the face of the earth capable of climbing into it's own anus. This "animal"'s stupidity is so strong that the basis of negative intelligence can spawn random anti-matter and cause illiteracy in inatimate objects and or damage. Puppies usually live in anus' such as their own or other puppies or people. In the United States and many countries it is illegal to own or sell puppies. A puppy's eyes radiate the most powerful stupidity levels, passing a quick glance will cause immediate and irreversible intelligence loss. Puppies must have their eyes covered by a small cloth at all times, this will also prevent excitement that may cause it's anus to explode. Puppies are known to give off radiation.

Despite common believe, dogs are never to be confused with puppies. When a puppy grows, it simply becomes a larger puppy, when a dog grows it becomes a large dog.

That man has a puppy! Open fire!

He's got puppies strapped onto him, (Suicide puppy bomber) retreat.

Soldier, do not let that small sheet lift from that things eyes, it's anus will fucking explode.

This man appears to have been within 20,000 miles of a puppy, he's a fucking moron!

Puppy by rectalexplosion May 5, 2011

Puppy 

A guy who is a combination of charming, cute, pathetic, and sad. The type of guy that has you saying "aw, poor baby!" one minute, then sucking his dick the next.

Ugh, Danny's been crashing on my couch for a month now, but I can't kick him out, he's just such a puppy.

Puppy by LilTavi July 20, 2018

puppy 

pussy......predictive text thing

i like shared puppies

puppy by danny aunteater January 27, 2004