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When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
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I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
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