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Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.
It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
by The Dogg August 12, 2014
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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.
by Schreinn August 16, 2020
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chump pump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
by athena2013 November 17, 2013
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Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
by Condor February 2, 2017
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dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.
Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!
by John graham April 9, 2019
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One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"
by Funnyneck January 28, 2017
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Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
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