pubelic

This is the term for proudly lowering one’s pants to show-off a very bushy, unlandscaped patch of pubes in public.

Lily:
OMG Daniel— I just left the grocery, and everybody saw this guy at the end of aisle 2 grinning with his whole pubic area exposed!
Daniel:
Wow, I can’t believe he chose aisle 2 for a pubelic.

by Epididymitis July 28, 2021

polyphonic puberty

During the period of which a boy becomes a man and his voice begins to break, the high pitched squeek this individual projects.

whay boy! thats a bad case of polyphonic puberty

by Jamal Ballerach August 15, 2007

cognitive puberty

a time in one's life typically mid twenties or more specifically 24 going on 25 when one does not know who the hell they are or where the hell they are going. This may be exhibited through mood swings, fatigue, backaches, headaches, frequent urination, food cravings, and nausea.

I think I'm going through cognitive puberty, last night after a 10 hour work day, I volunteered at the humane society, mentored a kid, watched the news, went to happy hour, played beer pong, auditioned to be a dancer - got rejected and woke up in my parent's basement.

by Maria Garcia Perez Rodriquez January 25, 2011

Puberty

Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.

Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.

by *Dee* February 12, 2006

Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist

Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

ye old pube

From Family Guy, when Peter Griffin started his old English pub. As you can tell, he put an E at the end of the words to make it Old English like. Knowing Peter, he would an 'e' on Pub, making it Pube.

Bob: I'm going to the Ye Old Pube
Joe: --Pube? Is that a gay bar?

by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

Pube Beard

A beard made up of short, thin, usually curly hair. Resembles pubic hair. Typically grown by teenagers and men in their early 20s.

Did you see Steve's pube beard? It looks like pubes growing out of his face. He needs to shave that thing.

by TheGuyWhoisAwesome March 15, 2009