protiful

A cleverly awkward combination of "pretty", "hot" and "beautiful". No person you'll speak to will ever understand this without explanation, so be prepared for your dorky compliment to require a follow up paragraph.

A: "Hey, I think you're quite protiful. That's.. pretty, hot, and beautiful rolled all into one, because in my haste to make small talk and come across as smooth I thought it'd be better to combine the three instead of just blindly selecting one to use."
B: "...thanks."

by cactus2010 April 30, 2011

Protinated

To have just consumed a protein drink; To feel revitalized by protein. "This stuffs makes me feel protinated"

"This stuffs makes me feel protinated"
"I feel completley protinated"
"My muscles feel protinated"

by Tanku May 28, 2007

Promiphobe

One who is fearful or intolerant of promiscuous people. Is typically deluded into thinking humans are monogamous.

Idiot: You sleep with more than one person, you slut.
Normal person: Forget him, he's just a promiphobe.

by hevymetl November 14, 2009

protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

protoplanet hypothesis

a really long confusing explination of how the solar system was established.

earth science is a really boring class.

by yogurt August 15, 2004

Pro tip

An advice you didn't need, coming from a person who thinks he is better than you.

This can often be related to video games.

In a game of Dota/HoN/LoL

Mortane: dude your K/D is terrible, if you keep dying get some more HP

honrockzers87: ... I would if I could save up some gold...

Walroz: lol Mortane, pro tip!

by Sentrax September 9, 2010

protien

A sticky, white, semen-like substance found in Cloverhill cheese danishes.

This danish just sprayed six grams of protien all over my face and lower back.

by alanm May 17, 2006