Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow

You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

petarded

Taken from "Hoisted by his own petard" (Petard is some 16th century shaped charge for breaking into fortresses. If the bomb goes off while the French guy is installing it on the wall, he is then hoisted by his own petard). So when you or someone has plans or an occupation or way of doing things that blows up in their face or defeats their own purposes, they are then, petarded. Especially fun if you can't use the 'r' word in certain company...

He tried showing off by rushing through but he just screwed up spectacularly and now he's soooo petarded.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 16, 2018

Petarded

People that demonstrate their stupidity by being hoisted in ignorance by their own lack of words. Having to face the reality of "not knowing" despite the interaction with others more knowledgable than you.

At the end of the day, the bluster was ended when the petarded dude was asked to demonstrate his lack of knowledge by asking him to put up or shut up.

by Charlie Currie December 19, 2023

Purtarded

Brain rot retarded

Mother:Doc, is my son ok
Doctor:No… im sorry to enlighten you with such information but your son is Purtarded
Son: yurr ya heard, straight fart, no heat, just brain rot retarded

by Purhoohoo January 21, 2024

Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

pertarded

The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others

After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.

by Nincom_p July 10, 2025

Promptarded

promptarded; bad at utilizing a.i tools due to an inability to articulate in any meaningful way anything that could possibly inspire an a.i to generate something of interest or value.

grok didn't make you rich yet because you are completely promptarded

by jimmylearnsnothing November 13, 2025