portarded

Someone who sucks at Portal.

i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"

by Portalmastar May 23, 2011

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

pritard

A Prius driver hypermiling in the fast lane

The driver of the Prius demonstrated his enormous inconsideration and puny intelligence by driving 10 miles below the speed limit in the fast lane, trailed by dozens of agitated drivers flipping him off. It was a clearly a an example of driving like a pritard

by Lord Writestoowell October 4, 2016

Pretard

Borderline retard with A hint of idiot

Omg he's such a pretard

by the ulitimate insulter December 1, 2016

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018

Pretard

Pretard: Someone who pretends a special needs condition, such as dyslexia, when losing an argument on social media, in order to get back from something stupid, boorish or illegal they might have said.

That Andy Bateson is a proper pretard, he pretended the reason he'd said the N-word was because of his tourettes, which he doesn't have!

by Rudders1511 August 18, 2018