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portable

A software application that can be run without prior installation.
The IT guy ran a questionably legal adobe flash cs3 portable from his jumpdrive.
by the original recon June 12, 2008
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Portable Bitch

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.
by Tonskie January 14, 2008
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Portable Pillows

Also known as breasts, tits, or boobs. They are known as portable pillows because in the morning you can lay your head on them.
Man, my girlfriend has such nice portable pillows. They are so comfortable!
by xPclynnx January 27, 2014
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portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.
As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.
by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021
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potables

Things that you can drink, like water or juice. "Potable water" means you can drink it without harm. Often used when referring to alcohol.

Sometimes used in combination, "comestibles and potables."
That bar has plenty of fine potables, we should go over there after the fighter sweep Friday night.

-hotshot fighter pilot who likes to read
by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004
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milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.
Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.
by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003
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portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"
by 4 Points October 23, 2009
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