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Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.
Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
by CatBlender August 25, 2009
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wax poetic

(verb)
1. to make a phrase or text longer by making it more poetic (hence the name) and verbose.
2. to mention something in a roundabout way, so the real word doesn't have to be said (this could happen for a variety of reasons e.g. socially unacceptable language).
(Example 1.) "I'm not a fan of this kinda food." if you wax poetic, it becomes "I do dislike this taste of cuisine, indeed."

(Example 2.) "Wanna fuck?" becomes "Would you like to come over to my place and hang?"
by OneBlueGlove May 11, 2020
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poetic pause

When you finish a book that's really good and you need a few days to get over it.
I just finished this novel. Made me cry. I'm taking a poetic pause to try and take it all in.
by Supergoose March 1, 2007
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Poetic Justice

After months of knowingly downplaying COVID-19 and misleading the public as well as engaging in conspiracy theories in relation to the virus and continually mocking individuals, corporations and institutions that were trying to take the situation seriously, Donald Trump contracted said virus.
I always said that one of the greatest cases of poetic justice would be if Donald Trump ended up catching COVID after intentionally creating problems and making wildly inaccurate statements in regards to the virus.
by ricktickle October 3, 2020
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prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
by emilybronte July 22, 2010
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Wax poetic

To wax poetic is the act of shitting on the baseboard heater and turning the thermostat up on the day you vacate your apartment.
"Hey bra, ya movin' out today?"
"Yah man, the soup is being a total dick and keeping my deposit, so I'm gonna have to wax poetic."
by Katsnatchfever February 13, 2013
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ars poetic

derived from the word ars and combined with the word poetic this expressions is genre in poetry that is also used to describe an ars who is intellegent and well educated. In the rarest of cases the ars poetic might actually be a poet.
This guy was looking at me at the pub all night and I thought he looked like an ars, but when he came and talked to me he totally redeemed himself as an ars poetic!
by karenlicious June 27, 2009
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