by cosmic-n March 06, 2024
by dicktoe February 25, 2016
When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.
by Dead Magikarp May 10, 2020
No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.
by Abubaca August 16, 2024
To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 13, 2013
A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 January 30, 2012
by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017