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porcelain god

A toilet. Utilised to describe vomiting in a knelt position in front of the John
I shit myself whilst violently worshipping the porcelain god.
by decepti - kun October 8, 2005
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porcelain time

The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.
"Where's Bob?"

"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."

"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"
by josjr December 28, 2009
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Porcelain Pooper

One who lifts the toilet seat to sit on the porcelain while defecating.
Phil is the only porcelain pooper I know.
shart shit poop toilet muffin
by DTOM6106 October 19, 2010
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Proceed deep into the heavy

To continue a night of drinking even though the bars are closing. Usually involves a 3am gram of coke and a late night liquor store run. There is no reason for doing this. You will not get laid. You will not feel better about your self but you will do it anyway.
by Catfish 23 December 16, 2016
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Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "
by jhasnocookies May 15, 2018
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Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.
Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.
by Queenworks December 15, 2008
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Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.
Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.
by LD June 11, 2004
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