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Urban Pricktionary

An alternative website to Urban Dictionary, where all the reject bollocks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.
Urban Dictionary Editor: This ballshit definition is a waste of my time, the reader's time, everybody's time. I'm sending it to Urban Pricktionary, when will they learn?

Editor's friend: yup
by tit tit tit May 16, 2011
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Pricker X

The king of pricks. Likes to pursue underage girls and engage in sexual activity with them (or just show them his cock on webcam). Repeats this ritual every two weeks, because that's how long he can keep them. A self absorved, size of the earth ego person with severe mental issues. Often believes he can destroy messageboars by simply posting in them (which actually helps them grow but it IS Pricker X we're talking about).
That's what you get for being such a Pricker X.
by Dead Inside October 8, 2004
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Picketina

A word on Serbian language meaning a really huge pussy. Also it originated from word picka what means pussy.
PERSON A:Kad sam vido kol'ku picketinu ima odmh mi se digao.

PERSON B: Mora da je bila bas velika picketina!

PERSON A:When I saw how big her pussy was my penis erected.
PERSON B:It must have been a huge pussy!
by vilaemail August 5, 2008
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Prickemon

Someone who is being a prick while playing pokemon
Luke: Jake is really being a prickemon today.
Mat: yeah, he has been quite a prick today.
Jake: sup noobs, i kicked your asses.
Luke: Jake just admit it already, you are being a prickemon.
Jake: WTF
by WileyN14 November 3, 2016
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pricken

This Dog is like Pricken
by William Luc December 17, 2016
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Prickstick

An obnoxious or despicable man, who uses his stick (penis). ; An insult commonly used to depict a cocky overly conceited guy who thinks he has a big dick. He enjoys degrading other people to harden his stick.
Well he said I was being a "cunt" for correcting him mid-sentence, so apparently this fat ego go the best of him. Doesn't matter I told that prickstick to take a joke.
by Vida Armonia March 22, 2018
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Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 11, 2018
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