by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter September 1, 2008
The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.
Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent (calmly): "Present them.."
Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent (calmly): "Present them.."
Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).
by dmince93 April 18, 2011
by twalshy13 May 11, 2020
A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.
by Male push present December 31, 2011
When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
by Cman February 23, 2006
When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.
Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.
It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.
It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 4, 2011
"We're running out of diapers and baby supplies like crazy, and all this b!tch can talk about is the diamonds she wants for her push present."
by Tbizzz9582 July 11, 2015