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Middle School Percussionist

Sitting in a corner in the music room crying about your depression until you need to stand up to play hotcross buns before sitting back down and resuming, only pausing when your friend who plays the baritone gets their finger stuck in it and goes to play the bass drum.
by GamerOfStrategy November 3, 2021
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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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Precision Penetration

The required element of accuracy needed when performing such advanced sex techniques such as the flying leap. The true key in life of how to not break ones penis while being a fancy bitch trying to show off.
Jeffrey has been training his precision penetration by leaping across his pool and thrusting his dick through some soft jelly
by Fluffy Master May 24, 2017
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precisional

Jonathan is extremely precisional with his measurements.
by Izzyburgh February 14, 2018
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precision platformer

A type of platformer game that has sharp, accurate movements that allow for difficult and tight platforming.
Celeste is my favourite precision platformer because of how challenging it is.
by Outhauled July 9, 2021
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percussionists

You stupid percussionists, stop touching my ass
by bchicks March 14, 2003
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prefessional

Non-professional work, created by non-professional people using professional equipment and / or software.
That video was really good. It's hard to believe it's only prefessional.
by HiFi April 1, 2009
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