prepone

It's the opposite to postponed. When one has made an appointment and needs to make it earlier rather than later.

Hi Peter, Can we "prepone" our 5pm meeting today to 3pm? I have another engagement that has come up.

by Emjonno May 17, 2009

33rd precinct

The main police precinct in Guashingtong Heights, NY where the cops beat the shit out of piff carrying dominicans and get them ready for central bookings

Yo son lets not smoke that blunt in Highbridge, we might end up in tha 33rd precinct

by Ian B'bein October 27, 2007

poecon

An event where a dozen anti-social badasses from online who get together in a sad attempt to try to be social.

Sad. Really, really, really sad.

Did you see those pictures from Poecon? For guys who talk a lot of shit online, they sure do look like the biggest losers in the world.

by LOL I AM USING THE INTERNETS December 26, 2004

Precock

Predictable; insultingly obvious; lazy.

Especially in the context of a joke or remark you can see coming well before it's made.

Adjective

Person A: Wow, that trail we hiked was super long and super hard. Person B: That's what SHE said! Person A: (sigh) so precock.

by Guy Dude Bro June 27, 2018

prelongate

To prelongate is the practice of changing the elongation back to what it was originally to show what you actually meant when confusion arises.

Used mainly in instant messaging programs and emails.

Used with words that have the same letter in the middle which could mean two different things according the number of that letter in the middle of that word.

Dave: Heeellllooo ddiiddd yoouu seee tthhaat awweeesoommee ccaarrtoooooonnn?

Roy: Wwwttff??!!? ddiidd Iii see thaat awweessoomee carrtoonn, off liikee miillkkk? I'mmm coonffuusseed...

Dave: Heyyy, I'lll prelongate itt foorr yoouuu: "Did you see that awesome cartoon?"

Roy: Oooohh rrigghhtt yyeeaahh itt wass bittchhiiinn, tthhee bitt whheeree thhee maaiinn chharractterr aattee thhat dooggss taaill Iiii LOLZOOORRREEDD!

by TomatoPoo January 2, 2008

precopying

Precopying occurs when someone says what you were just about to say.

Example: "AUGH! Stop precopying me! I was just about to call YOU annoying!"

by Pretty All True April 18, 2011

Precoil

The wind up you do before you punch someone.

It wasn't the recoil that hurt when it hit, it was the precoil.

I hit him with the precoil.

by Morgaliscious August 21, 2013