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Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.
Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague
by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011
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Bitchbonic Plague

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.
by Ilikepointsettias April 25, 2016
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Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.
Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!
by MULIDO October 23, 2009
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Dennis Prager

Right wing extremist troll that says the US was right to bomb vietnamese kids with napalm. Thinks bible should be forced down your kids throat and that war should be glorified. His following consists of anti science; religious, far right, war mongering boomers. He thinks the US is a communist country and that we need a 4th reich to fix that.
Oh damn, you like to kill brown babies? Don't be such a dennis prager.
by ButtpluggingCoCk February 3, 2019
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Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010
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Parguela

El típico chaval pringado que no le quieren ni en su casa y del que la gente en general huye para que no les de la paliza. No ha hecho nada con su vida y nunca lo hará, no lo necesita, para el creerse guay es mas que suficiente, aunque el mundo se ría tanto a su cara como a sus espaldas.
¿Has visto a Collantes? Ese si que es un parguela.
by Frem June 4, 2015
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