Blue Pox

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.

"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Cunt Pox

Proper Noun- A vanereal disorder that be caused from an abundant amount of causes. Ranging from viral Infections, razor burn, STD’s and allergic reactions. Usually look like It’s sister “chicken pox” but should be considered more contagious. Open blisters, puss filled blistered or scabby sores in a poke-a-dot pattern, are all signs. Extremely painful, itchy and uncomfortable. Must handle those infected with extreme caution because you don’t know their exact origination. Keep kids and your penis clear until cleared. If not cleared up by 48 you should contact your personal physician.

Tricia: Did you see Crystal’s vagina it looked like she has a case of Cunt Pox.

by XxTwooxX November 6, 2018

Donkey Pox

The disease that is destroying America. The disease causes people to want a country without borders, protection for the criminals, exploit victims. If you have Donkey Pox you believe you should be paid for not working. It has a tendency to kill almost all of one's brain cells then causing poor decision making ability.

The pandemic of Donkey Pox spreading from California to the rest of the country enabled Joe Biden to become President.

by RVJ forever August 22, 2022

Nigerian Monkey Pox

A very contagious disease which makes the victim weak, bed-ridden and nearly unable to speak.

I'm sorry Mr. Jimmy Rebel sir, Mr. Uncle Ruckus, he caught the Nigerian Monkey Pox

by johnny"johnny johnson"johnson May 25, 2010

Demon Pox

A STD you may contract after having intercourse with a demon. You will turn into a demon and die if this STD is contracted

Will: hey I heard Benedict Lightworm got Demon Pox

by William Herondale November 7, 2019

Skittle Pox

Skittle Pox is the new, politically correct name for Monkey Pox, with the Skittles Rainbow being a veiled symbolism for the Gay Pride flag.

"Hey, did you know that Johnny Dribble has the Skittle Pox all over his body - he told me to 'taste the rainbow', but that's just gross."

by Fuzzbuster111 August 2, 2022

Belgian Pox

A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.

Leo was diagnosed with monkey pox, but it turns out he actually had Belgian pox.

by Goofnut August 20, 2022