by 99 Prob May 27, 2004

The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010

by Reno Music Scene December 28, 2011

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Poutine on the Ritz Burger, it comes with poutine fries!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese
Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)
Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)
by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 23, 2020

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy
by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019
