German Poutine

Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.

Have a German Poutine Skiziks

by 99 Prob May 27, 2004

Broke Bitch Poutin'

The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.

Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.

Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').

#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.

Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.

#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.

by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010

Broke Bitch Poutin'

A poor bitchy person combined with a pejorative gay term from the movie Broke Back Mountain.

Dude Trent, quit crying about the buffet costing $7.99, you're like the movie Broke Bitch Poutin'

by Reno Music Scene December 28, 2011

Poutine on the Ritz Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with poutine fries

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Poutine on the Ritz Burger, it comes with poutine fries!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

French Canadian Poutine

The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese

Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)

Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit

by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 23, 2020

Poutine Fingering

A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia

Yo I gave myself a poutine fingering last night

by 6Ferdabois9 June 10, 2018

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020