POTATOES

Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?

POTATOES r cool

by JHONNAY June 30, 2020

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

by ^^SPAKVL^^ October 23, 2009

drunk as potatoes

Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.

"I'm drunk as potatoes!!"

by CanadianMenace January 27, 2009

peel my potatoes

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

by middlehead September 8, 2006

charlie potatoes

Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.

"Look at that cider drinking cunt over there acting like he's Charlie Potatoes"

by Taylor Durden June 1, 2004

Shitting potatoes

Extremely heavy rain.

"Man, it's shitting potatoes outside!"

by Mashuren May 21, 2005

plotatious

Being full of tricks up your sleeve ,scheming and sneaky

Rusty was hiding around the corner being plotatious and waiting for Brett to drive by so he could freeze him!

by Camphouse October 15, 2020