a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

Potaxie

Jiafei soldiers, talented in spanish and killing fifx, besties of tilinx.

Potaxies ganan a los fifx !!!!!!

Potaxie by brokoli_no March 10, 2022

bed potato 

A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.

My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.

bed potato by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009

potato aim 

Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.

T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.

potato aim by Undeft February 26, 2015

Potami Tsimento 

Also known as Thanos , Mr Potat , Potami. A greek dude from Thessaloniki , very attractive , extremely intelligent , large cocked and fully prepared for every encounter possible. He is the organiser of an annual event named “Potami Tsimento’s Annual Event” which takes place in different location each year.

Didn’t you hear? Potami Tsimento personally invited me to his event! I’m so lucky

Potami Tsimento by Lesbian_allien March 8, 2021

Potato PC 

The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)

Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!

Potato PC by Phasma4150 April 21, 2021

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020