by Faze_Bamarope November 6, 2019
Get the Porter Ridgemug. by Overdrive September 3, 2008
Get the Porter Ricanmug. Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.
by Sarah* August 24, 2005
Get the Kalan Portermug. Miss Porter's is an amazing all girls boarding school located in Farmington Connecticut. It contains some of the most brilliant, beautiful, hottest, best, and amazing girls you will ever meet. Teachers, the Girls, the campus, the schedules...the place couldn't be better. Even the avon old farms boys agree with all of their porters (not ethel walkers) girlfriends. If you want to hang with the best...go to porters!!
by anonymous avon December 1, 2009
Get the Miss Porter'smug. Travis Porter- best rapper to give us songs to grind to. Every guy that goes to a public school dance gets some because of you. and for that, we salute you!
by CrazyAzzWhiteboy May 19, 2011
Get the Travis Portermug. Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!
by Riley December 26, 2004
Get the Kalan Portermug. When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.
"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".
"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"
"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"
"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"
"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"
"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"
"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"
by faroosh January 9, 2008
Get the Forbidden Portermug.