Crotch Portal

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

portabro

It's your Portuguese friend.

Hey, what's going on portabro?

Not cool portabro.

by JuniorLoz November 15, 2015

PlayStation Portable

The PlayStation Portable (officially abbreviated PSP) is a handheld game console manufactured and marketed by Sony Computer Entertainment. Development of the console was announced during E3 2003, and it was unveiled on May 11, 2004 at a Sony press conference before E3 2004. The system was released in Japan on December 12, 2004, in North America on March 24, 2005.

Other than just being able to play games, it can play MP3s and MP4s, and view pictures with the assistance of a memory stick.

Has better graphics than a PlayStation One, and even has some PlayStation One games available like Medieval and PaRappa the Rapper.

Comes in a variety of colors: piano black, ceramic white, ice silver, mystic silver, rose pink, deep red, champagne gold, felicia blue, mint green, lavender purple, and metallic blue. Only the piano black model is available in all regions.

PlayStation Portable is the best thing that's ever happened.

by RawrItsPanda October 22, 2009

Portabating

The act of actively masturbating in a Porta John.

Mike: "Jamal the security guard was caught portabating during work hours."

John:"Wait, he was caught actively masturbating in the Porta John?"

by Nothinseasyroundhere January 8, 2021

Porterworks

Noun: the state of being in a porterpotty for 45min with explosive diarrhea, grunting and sobbing. You know, the works.

Verb: 1) having your mom film your porterworks and sending the footage to film festivals

2) adding a bassline to the audio recording and calling it dark electronica

"Kyle Michael Porter porterworks his way onto the big screen as Uncle Anus in yet another self-congratulatory suckfest"

"Legend has it Uncle Anus got his porterworks from being breastfed for 40 years. That and his blow-and-hentai habit."

by NovaScotianus October 10, 2023

Hot Porta Potty

Taking a shit in someone’s microwave and setting it on hi for ten minutes.

The party was fun until Greg left a hot porta potty and it cleared out the house.

by TheLt January 13, 2018

El Portal Middle School

A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢

Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.

by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019