Porterworks

Noun: the state of being in a porterpotty for 45min with explosive diarrhea, grunting and sobbing. You know, the works.

Verb: 1) having your mom film your porterworks and sending the footage to film festivals

2) adding a bassline to the audio recording and calling it dark electronica
"Kyle Michael Porter porterworks his way onto the big screen as Uncle Anus in yet another self-congratulatory suckfest"

"Legend has it Uncle Anus got his porterworks from being breastfed for 40 years. That and his blow-and-hentai habit."
by NovaScotianus October 10, 2023
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