by IhatePudding March 03, 2023
Harry: Dude, Americans don't know what football is, they are porkers.
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?
by G man or something April 19, 2021
A white person because they have a pinkish undertone/tint to their skin, similar to a pig's color. We're basically calling them pigs or hogs. Us lovely, naturally tanned people because we think it's so absurd that they or their obviously jealous and insecure ancestor's (who invented racism, btw, so you can thank them for this definition) would ever think pinkish skin like a pig is "superior" to skin that is lovely and light to medium brown and very equipped for the sun. Especially when they stay trying to darken their skin like sitting "president" Donald J. Frump, only to turn out pink, 🐖 beet red like a lobster 🦞, or Starburst orange. 🍊
Example: "Who's that pink-looking, old, fat, bearded, Santa Clause-looking white dude talking shit on YouTube ... ? Don't he know we can see his default pic'. Homie is a straight up porker." 😆
by SGQueen June 13, 2025
Me: The neighbors saw is having sex in the kitchen
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers
by Treerootmafia May 08, 2021
As your fucking a bitch from behind you take two fingers and stuff them in her poop chute, you then remove said fingers, reach over her head and hook her nostrils and pull back making her look like she has a pigs nose
by Jhalli1997 November 15, 2020