Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009
When a man penatrates a woman so hard and so fast in sexual intercourse that she cant help herself to sound like Popeye the Sailor, "ah ga ga ga ga ga"
by Malibu Mayberry April 26, 2011
the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
by michael foolsley July 09, 2010
by BarefootedBaroness October 19, 2011
the use of the rectum/anus as the chamber of a bong, wherein the practitioner looses control and ass-blasts "bong" water into the face of the recipient...specifically the eye...
The two girls were doing bong rips out of each other's asses and Hiroku couldn't hold it any longer and gave Suki a dirty popeye...they fell over, giggling, and then had a pillow fight...
by The Opster April 01, 2010
by Fluffy v.2 February 01, 2018
by Guitarlord5 June 15, 2017