Poor Performance

When you do something stupid or make a mistake. Can be used as an excuse when ever you do something you regret. Its like "ohh i was drunk" but its better because it can be used whenever. When you say poor performance it makes everything better.

Last night i got arrested for being drunk. Poor performance
Last night i hooked up with a fat girl. Poor performance

I got a 27 on my chem final. Poor performance

I drank so much i had to go to the hospital. Poor performance

When you say it, it makes everything better :-)

by marlins8283 January 3, 2011

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piss poor

Extremely bad. Amongst the worst of the subject.

How would you rate our supermarket service?

1. Poor
2. Very poor
3. Extremely poor
4. Really quite amazingly poor
5. Words begin to fail me as to how poor
6. Buttock-clenchingly piss poor

by DrizzlyBear January 15, 2009

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Poor Plutoer

A person that has such bizarre sentimental attachment to a space rock, that is closer in relationship to a comet than it is the 8 true planets in our solar system, that they will fight tooth in nail with anyone who states that the reclassification was justified. They do so with fairly irrational arguments and by neglecting the facts involved.

Everytime someone posts a picture of the current solar system, these damn poor plutoers come out in tears and protest over a fucking space rock that has no impact in their lives what-so-ever. It ruins any conversation you try to have on a page.

by zerocool6687 January 11, 2013

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Poor Henry

When an inferior person referred to as Henry, is compared to another person.

I saw Brad with Jessica the other day. Poor Henry.

by Kajsjduehebi January 14, 2020

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poor thing

A phrase used to denote sympathy for someone, usually in moment of misfortune for said person.

Dave: I'm not feeling so great today. My hamster of five years passed away this morning.
Lisa: Oh you poor thing! I'm so sorry for your loss.
poor baby

by TurtleChelleFromHell02 February 14, 2016

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