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Pocket Pool

When you got your hand in your pants and your playing what that hangy thing on your body on the lower part. Then people start looking at you because they know your having fun over there.
Person 1: Matthew's over there playing pocket pool, isn't he?
Person 2: Yup. I bet he's having a ball.
Person 1: Nasty ass bitch.
by latrelljennings August 10, 2016
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Take The Kids To The Pool

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"
by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011
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Nate Poole

Arizona Cardinal's Player From Marshall. Made game winning TD with no time left in 2004 to knock Vikings outa playoffs.
by Cody Nabors April 7, 2005
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TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.
Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
by killerdove October 5, 2011
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fire pool

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.
Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.
by fiend31 February 19, 2014
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Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
by Business Horse June 10, 2012
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polpo

In the Manga/Anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" part 5, Polpo is a Capo in the city of naples
Polpo is a chunky boi
by Turd Burgled December 23, 2018
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