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Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.
by JWPonder November 29, 2024
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Ponderitis

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.
by mrlys September 28, 2021
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ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.
"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"
by realskibiditoilet January 1, 2025
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Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.
It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.
by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022
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porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet
Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.
by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021
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ponderate

Pronunciation: /ˈpɒndəreɪt/
Definition:
1. To weigh carefully or measure inconsiderately.
2. To assess value or importance systematically.
3. To evaluate balance or equilibrium precisely.
4. To determine mass or gravitational pull quantitatively.

Significance:
• It defines careful measurement.
• It emphasizes considerate assessment.
• It identifies analytical weighing.
• It avoids colloquial expressions.
• It simplifies descriptions of quantitative evaluations.
• It improves clarity in scientific or philosophical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "weight."
Past verb: ponderated
Present simple verb: ponderate, ponderates
Present continuous verb: ponderating
Examples:
• "Chemists ponderate substances for experiments."
• "Dieticians ponderate ingredients for recipes."
• "Architects ponderate materials for structural integrity."
• "Physicists ponderate masses for gravitational studies."
• "Economists ponderate market values for investments."
by Dmitrio August 3, 2025
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Ponderous

Someone who ponders often and thinks on a big scale
Morgan is one of the most ponderous people I know
by Natesgreat232 January 12, 2024
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