porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.

It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.

by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022

Ponderous

Someone who ponders often and thinks on a big scale

Morgan is one of the most ponderous people I know

by Natesgreat232 January 12, 2024

Ponderate

Variation of ponder; to wonder; the thoughts of Bezo’s ex wife

She needs to ponderate her life goals.

by Marie Marieee January 14, 2019

ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.

"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"

by realskibiditoilet January 1, 2025

Ponderitis

Overthinking.

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.

by mrlys September 28, 2021

Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.

I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT

by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023