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polar tits 

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.
Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ
polar tits by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014
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Polar Orgy 

An event that occurs when Kristie hasn't had much sleep. And the polar bears in the shadows of the tent get HORNAYY.
Kristie stayed up all night watching the polar orgy.

Polar Vortex 

A new weather phenomenon, where arctic weather gets pushed towards more southbound regions of planet Earth, and the arctic regions get much milder weather.

Scientists haven't been able to give the public a probable cause for it, so people speculate it has something to do with climate engineering, or green house gasses screwing up the upper atmosphere.
"Shit dawg! Since when does Chicago and Detroit have North Pole weather?"
"Pfff man - Since those climate engineer mothufuckas been screwin around with the upper atmosphere and trying to cool down North America with weird-ass Polar Vortex technological shit, yo."
Polar Vortex by RonoMacco January 31, 2019

Polar Bearing 

starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds
Lets go polar bearing in Lake Sinai before I give you a Rusty Trombone.
Polar Bearing by Pep14 December 17, 2008

polar bear 

giving head with an ice cube in your mouth
"dude she just gave me the sickest polar bear"
polar bear by rocketship August 24, 2004

Polar Gook

Slang for an Eskimo
Eskimo's are good for nothing. I paid one to give me a blow job once. All she did was just rub her nose on my penis for 45 seconds and told me to pay her. God damn polar gooks
Polar Gook by Eric_Rice June 7, 2011

polar brrr 

The art of giving a blow job with an icecube in your mouth.
It was hot... I was chewing ice... I gave my boyfriend a polar brrr..!!!
polar brrr by Wicked Wanda September 2, 2006