poduck

1. The Backwoods. Way out in a rural area. Where hillybillys, rednecks, and mountain men dwell.

2. Belonging to a class of white trash. Being from the country, or an extremely rural area.

3. Portraying ones self as a mountain man, hill billy, or redneck.

1. That bitch lives out in poduck Texas man...

2. That guy from Georgia scares me, he's poduck.

3. Billy sure is acting poduck today, he didnt even comb his hair.

by Drew Dog April 20, 2004

podunkistan

Podunkistan is a legendary fabled land located somewhere near BumfuckedEgypt, Fuckchadistan and Fuckkyleistan. A quiet farm community several hundred miles from any proper culture or progress. Dominated by MAGAs and church goers. Most people born in Podunkistan aspire to leave and never admit they were born there.

We have come so far away from Seattle that we're now broken down in Podunkistan and there's zero cell service.

by Russianbrisketman August 27, 2021

Podunked

To procure something in a stealthy like manner. synonymous with "ninja-ing"

Person 1 "Dude I am so thirsty"
Person 2 "You can have some of my drink"
Person 1 "I already podunked it dude"
Person 2 "ass"

by JrotcCmdr January 14, 2009

podunkadunk

A lady with a nice ass, or a big ass. Preferably a nice big ass.

Holy crap her ass is podunkadunk, i'd hit it.

by Doug B. February 27, 2005

poodunk

Small, hairy creatures resembling the trolls of world-wide mythology. The poodunk generally stands approximately 1-1.5 feet tall and is covered with coarse, grungy fur on every part of it's body except the hands, feet, and face. Poodunks can be found lurking in dark corners of rooms and are believed to be the cause of many mischevious acts that are otherwise unexplainable.

"Looks like a poodunk got ahold of my painting, its torn to shreds."

by The_Poodunk_Overlord May 24, 2004

podank

A term used to describe dirtiness.
Also a string band from Oklahoma.

I have some podank smegma.

by Danksters Anonymous December 2, 2003

podank

gay as hell, grody, bumpkinny, country like, sub-dixie like. adjective. or whatever describes a noun.

winkwonk: my school has cockroaches
BINKBONK: man, thats fucking podank

DOOD: i live in NC
dude: that state is fucking podank

by gay man i am [haru] October 23, 2003