pocky

Overrated Japanese candy for tiny Japanese appetites. These people should just get a big bar of hershey milk chocolate for a dollar, but no, because that's too easily commonly available and isn't SPECIAL and JAPANESE. The only reason they like Pocky is because it's Japanese, and they trick themselves into thinking it somehow tastes better or is superior to Hershey, even though it's not.

Most of the people who eat this stuff are fat wannabe-Japanese people (see wapanese, which applies to other races than caucasians), and the pocky does not satisfy their big American appetites, so they buy like, 5 packs of it, for 10 dollars, which is the ultimate frivolous waste of money.

Wapanese Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*

Other guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."

Normal person: *Looks on with a 50 cent 1.55 oz hershey bar* "You people are fucking losers."

by Arch0wl December 16, 2006

pockychampionista

when someone is in possession of a large amount of pocky.

"where the hell did you get all that pocky dood?"

"like, i dunno dood i'm just a pockychampionista!"

"buhhhhh"

by someonespecialz January 9, 2008

Pockey

A game played in the Bahamas using a tennis ball being thrown with the objective of pocking (hitting) other players. If you are pocked (hit) with the ball, then you are out of the game. The offensive objective is to pock the other players. The defensive objective is not to be pocked.

Who has a tennis ball? Let's play pockey bui!

by bonbontoomuch June 6, 2019

pocky

A strange supposedly candy-like "treat" sent over by the Japanese to enslave stupid Americans. Upon seeing knock-offs of the "chocolate cream covered biscuit sticks" in anime TV shows or movies, the Wapanese flood to their nearest Wal-Mart Supercenter and buy them for $.89 (yes, 89 cents). Curious dumbasses such as myself try them and find that they don't taste as good as they look. What is that stick in the center made of??? Doesn't look like a f'n pretzel to me!

4chan faggot (Anonymous): I founded new pix omg lol ^^ but it maketed me sad. I eat mai pocky stix now!!11!! DESU!!!!!!!!!
normal person who stumbled upon 4chan: WTF? you can eat a damn pocky stick in one bite!

by 4chan Obliterator August 5, 2008

pickly cunt

A vagina that resembles a pickle; Greenish, yellow, lumpy, and having the strong smell of vinegar.

Jennifer had a pickly cunt for about a week after I was done with her.

by Dr. Manwich September 25, 2011

Pockey Twat

Another way of saying French Whore. Someone who sleeps around or dresses provocatively.

That girl is such a pockey twat. She has slept with the whole football team.

by Insanitydreamer April 15, 2015

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by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 21, 2021