packing

A massive, long penis that is obvious even with loose/baggy clothing. Also impossible to fit into jeans.

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? GOOD GOD! THAT BASS PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD, BUT HE IS MAXIMALLY PACKING HE IS SO SEXY I CANT HEAR THE CONCERT!

by GUTME September 19, 2009

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

by gbp October 3, 2006

Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.

Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004