Plork

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

plorg

(v.) to nearly succeed but clearly fail

(n.) a person who never lives up to their potential

Tim, you plorged the test but I know you're used to that.

That dude is such a plorg, he didn't even practice.

by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

Denno Senshi Porygon

An episode of pokemon that gave a bunch of kids seizures.

DENNO SENSHI PORYGON KILLED MY BRO!

by smoshiscool February 12, 2013

Ploring

tripping out

Dude, why are you tripping out?/Dude, why are you ploring?"

by philip pop November 18, 2010

plorts

Plaid shorts. Usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. Plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.

That guy is wearing some sweet plorts.

by Kat the Lake Rat June 14, 2008

pluto ploy

A run-around. An employee is lured into being a company man and unpaid manager, as well as doing unpleasant jobs, with the promise that at some point they will be able to do a particularly valued job. That point never comes.

Source: Disneyworld. The promise is "do this dirty job and you can be ... Pluto"

"So I watched over the office while the Old Man was gone and told him everything everyone was doing - AND handled all his mail - and he still took Janet to the expo thing at Vale, and I'm working month-end accounts all weekend. Total Pluto Ploy."

by Donny Drywrite May 31, 2009

plorb

plorb; is to have anal sex in the air with five people

i plorbed five guys in the air while sky diving

by Floubuscher August 31, 2008