plaid skirt

the hotest thing to take off a girl

yo dude see the girl in the plaid skirt id fuck 6 times to suday

by diton March 15, 2008

Plaid Shirt Rule

The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.

Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.

by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013

Anti-PLARD

1. Anyone who dislikes a plard; usually found in a GSN chatroom lounge.

2. Someone who laughs at contestants' blatant stupidity.

3. One member of the fore-mentioned crew.

"I'd like to send a shout out to the Anti-PLARD crew!"

by Anti-PLARD December 3, 2006

Plasdick

N. -When you are so crossfaded that no matter how much you jack off, get head or fuck, you can't bust a nut. It is like your dick is plastic. Hence, plasdick.

Matt: Yo, dude. Did you seal the deal with that chick last night?

Robbie: Sorta. I ended up just passing out. I was so fucked up I had a plasdick. My shit wouldn't work.

by LawMan8 September 14, 2009

playdoh poop

A shit that is not solid enough to be a regular shit but not liquid enough to be Diarrhea . The name comes from its tendency to come out the shape of you asshole like when you push playdoh through a star shape or whatever

That Playdoh poop took like 5 hours to push out

by Kingwingding January 8, 2008

plaucks

Evolution of the term "plox". Means please, in an annoying sort of way.

Gimme sum food plaucks!

by mr_bunny December 29, 2006

plaid pen

The best option out of a small group of not-so-good options.

At Clifford High School, which is in the boonies, Tom Jeroldford was the plaid pen of the school...even though he had a hunchback.

by Rachel Bernard 12 May 16, 2008